Introduction
Comment Dit-on “Aieeyaaa” En Français?
Home Is Where The Dim Sum Is
We Are All Chinese
Just Like Romeo And Jiu Lee Yat
Hongkongitis
The Chinese Garbage Principle
The Sweet Difference
Fear Of Sailing
Funny, You Don't Look Crewish
Hippies Wanted
The Wizard Of Oz Approach
The Formula For Success
Empire Of The Ants
Go Jump In A Lake…Or Harbour
Hymn To A Plastic Bag
The Star Ferry: Who Cares?
A Hong Kong Manifesto To Save The Planet
The Wah Of Physics
The Great Leap Backwards
Soap For Two
Veggie Heaven And Hell
Take A Pill, Any Pill
A Wai In A Manger
A Holiday From Holidays
Hell For Men
Chinglish: The New World Language
A Song For Hong Kong